Oh dear wipes, so useful and wet,
to thee I feel so often in debt.
For whatever task I beckon you,
be it cleaning snot or wiping poo,
blotting stains or washing tables,
you jump to the task, willing and able.
Whether Huggies or Clorox, organic or not,
you keep us from illness and blot away spots.
Oh dear, precious wipes, know how I love you–
but if you dry up, I’m not sure what I’ll do.